2009年11月5日星期四
Fun English Q & A
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
Q: Which is the strongestoutdoor house Inflatable Archcreature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.