2009年11月5日星期四

Fun English Q & A

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? Q: Which is the strongestoutdoor house Inflatable Archcreature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.