Fun English Q & A

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? Q: Which is the strongestoutdoor house Inflatable Archcreature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. 　　-- He is really somebodyfor sale Inflatable Advertising. What does he do? 　　-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

They are directly brought from the United States

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to an city bank to deposit the US dollars his daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerkcheap Air Dancerchecked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. 　　At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, or trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

My dog can not read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 　　Mrs. Smith: But yougiant Inflatable Christmas must put a advertisement on the papers! 　　Mrs. Brown: It's no uses, my little dog can't read.