2009年12月13日星期日

Father of the bride

Marrying airblown Air Dancer off your daughter to a stranger can be the most exhilarating and exasperating experience. My story is a simple one and true to the times of this era. The wedding consisted of three sets of parents: my second wife and me, my ex-wife and her spouse, and the groom's parents who actually had the stamina to stay married to each other for twenty-four years. When people ask me how long I've been married to my wife, I always say twenty-three years, even though it has only been ten. Why? It's easier for me to add both of my marriages together to achieve my ideal number; a number I'll remember. I was married for thirteen years to my first wife and ten to my second, therefore, I've been wearing the ball and chain for quite some time. my tux commercial Inflatable Christmas and shoes for the wedding, still unable to figure out why my wife spent over eight hundred dollars on her dress when I'd be forced to wear a tux and shoes that numerous bodies had been inside, when three young men came in and spoke to the clerk behind the counter. They stated they were there to pick up their " monkey suits" for the Webster wedding. I looked at all three of them and decided, which one I wanted to be my son-in-law. To my dismay, my choice didn't correspond with my daughter's. My son-in-law was the tall, lanky one with spiked hair and a small goatee. His appearance made me wonder what my grandchildren would look like. He also looked very hungover from his bachelor party the night before. I introduced myself, and he nervously grabbed his tux. The entourage disappeared to the back dressing room. I assumed the cowards would stay there until I'd left, I assumed correctly.